So there I was visiting Curt over at Better Than Crabs when I came across one of those very cool time wasters.
Apparently Carol cannot regurgitate and can clean her ears with her tongue which is 39 inches long.
I put in a bunch of other people's names, too.
Dana is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp and grapes explode if you put them inside Dana!
Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Nova and over 2000 people have now climbed Nova, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
Chris has 118 ridges around the edge, can taste with his feet and ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Chris.
Medieval knights put the skin of Amanda on their sword handles to improve the grip. Amanda is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
Kyle is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field, has four noses and is the only planet that rotates on its side. Tradition allows women to propose to Kyle only during leap years.
If you put a drop of liquor on Fluffy, he will go mad and sting himself to death and in Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Fluffy.
The average duration of sexual intercourse for Jerry is two minutes. (See, I didn't make that up!). Jerry has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap and ostriches stick their heads in Jerry not to hide but to look for water!
But the funniest by far was this one:
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Craig!
- The liquid inside Craig can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
- If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Craig for the rest of the day.
- Olympic badminton rules say that Craig must have exactly fourteen feathers.
- If you chew gum while peeling Craig then it will stop you from crying!
- Craig was declared extinct in 1902!
- During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Craig had to pay a special Craig tax.
- Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Craig.
- Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Craig.
- If you kiss Craig for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
- A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Craig can not.
Call me, dammit! Check your email, Busy Chick.